Zombieland "This Place Is So Dead"

Director: Ruben Fleischer

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg & Woody Harrelson

So I decided to keep this review very brief.

***SPOILER ALERT***

Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray, playing himself, get stoned, dress up like Ghostbusters, and start reciting lines from "Ghostbusters."

***END SPOILER***

And the gore was gnarly.

"Zombieland" may be my new favorite zombie movie.

9 out of 10
Trailer for Zombieland:

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Developed by: Eidos

System: Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC

The story involves Batman taking Joker to Arkham Asylum, only for Joker to escape in Arkham and quickly take it over. Batman soon discovers that Joker has a sinister plot, so he chases after Joker deep into Arkham.

The first thing I noticed when I started playing AA, were the graphics. This may be the most beautiful game I have ever played and I didn't even play it on an HDTV. I can only imagine that AA is much more prettier on a Hi-Def TV. In edition to the graphics, the design of all the characters were so cool. Batman with his five o'clock shadow, Scarecrow with his syringe fingers, and Harley Quinn with a skirt, I thought were some of the smallest details on the characters, but it made them look so good.

The voice acting was also very impressive. Mark Hamill (of Luke Skywalker fame) voices the Joker and is just spot on. I felt he gave the character of the Joker such life, I actually enjoyed hearing the joker when he would talk crap and make bad jokes. Some of the other stand out voice actors, I think, is the dude who played Commissioner Gordon, and the girl who played Harley Quinn. However, I have always had a bit of a problem with Kevin Conroy, the man who voices Batman. Conroy comes off as kind of cheesy to me. I have always felt this way, even when I saw Batman: Mask of the Phantasm forever ago.

The game play is great. One of the stand out features of AA, I thought was the ability to use all of Batman's devices and gadgets. I didn't feel like anything really lagged and the game play never really got repetitive. The combat system was awesome. It just felt so fluid and was so cool taking on like 10 goons at one time. The stealth missions were also really cool, but again, because of the cool things Batman can use and can do to incapacitate goons.

I really can't find any real flaw in this game. If I had to, it would be Kevin Conroy's voice acting, and thinking the story mode was a little short. It only took me about nine or ten hours to beat the story mode. However, there is still a ton I can do, such as solving all of The Riddler's riddles. The game says I have only beaten 65% of it!

I definitely recommend buying Batman: Arkham Asylum
9 out of 10
Trailer for Batman: Arkham Asylum:

Inglourious Basterds "Once upon a time in Nazi occupied France..."

Director: Quentin Tarantino

Starring: Brad Pitt & Christoph Waltz

"Inglourious Basterds" tells the story of Shosanna Dreyfus, played by Mélanie Laurent, whose family is murdered by Col. Hans Landa, nicknamed the "The Jew Hunter," and his group of men. Shosanna manages to escape and four years later runs a small theater in France.

Shosanna meets a young man named Fredrick Zoller, who managed to kill close to 300 American soldiers, fighting from a bell tower. Joseph Goebbels, the Third Reich's Minister of Propaganda and one of Hitler's right hand men, has just made a new movie entitled "Nation's Pride" about Zoller's story and Zoller wants the premiere to take place at Shosanna's theater.

Shosanna agrees, partially out of fear and for revenge. She plans to trap everyone inside and then set the theater on fire.

"The Basterds" are a group of American Jewish soldiers, led by Lt. Aldo Raine, played by Brad Pitt, that have a reputation for terrorizing Nazi soldiers and when they discover Hitler is going to be at the premiere of "Nation's Pride," they decide to crash the party.

If you are hoping for another "Saving Private Ryan," "Inglourious Basterds" may let you down. Not only was there not a single battle scene, "Inglourious Basterds" is not even historically accurate.

But neither of those, I believe, make "Basterds" less enjoyable. In fact, I think it enhances the quality of the film. We have all taken history classes and know the outcome of World War II, but what "Basterds" allows us to do is temporarily throw away what we learned in school and make a make believe WWII story a lot of fun.

Tarantino's dialogue is, of course, top notch in "Basterds." Before I got to watch the film I was discussing with my buddies if they thought Tarantino's always amusing pop culture dialogue was going to be in "Basterds." I guessed it may not, due to the time period and the nature of the story, but sure enough it was.

I did feel, however, that every scene was just stretched out as long as it could have been, but not one scene let me down. Every scene just had a great climax and conclusion.

I think my only complaint with "Basterds" was Eli Roth's acting, who played Sgt. Donny Donowitz, nicknamed "The Bear Jew". But before I start criticizing Roth, I would like it to be known that I love Roth. "Cabin Fever (Roth's directorial debut), "Hostel," and "Hostel II" are some of my favortie horror films. But I felt Roth was trying to hard. He went from being a small indie horror film director to acting right next to Brad Pitt in "Basterds." I'm sure that's not an easy job.

But watch "Basterds" and have fun. Try to catch it while it is still in theaters!

8 out of 10

Boogie Nights "Everyone Has One Special Thing"

Director: Paul Thomas Anderson

Starring: Mark Wahlberg & Burt Reynolds

Backed by an amazing cast, "Boogie Nights" tells the story of Eddie Adams (Wahlberg), who becomes a popular adult film star, but eventually hits a downward spiral filled with drug use and complexes.

The first half the film shows the rise of Wahlberg's character, who changes his name to Dirk Diggler, and although interesting, it almost can't compare to the stellar and intense second half of the film.

P.T. Anderson's choice of photography is nothing less than extraordinary, showcasing that other film's do not have to have a million different cuts in a single scene. The music in the film fits perfectly and is just so much fun. The supporting cast is also worth mentioning with such stars as John C. Reilly, Don Cheadle, Heather Graham, and William H. Macy.


9 out of 10
Trailer for "Boogie Nights:"

Wolverine #72: Old Man Logan

Author: Mark Millar

Publisher: Marvel

Starting in issue Wolverine #66, Old Man Logan takes place fifty years in the future in an alternate Marvel Universe. Fifty years ago in this alternate Marvel Universe, all the supervillains teamed up to kill all the superheroes and did just that. America is now split into four areas, going from east to west, Hulk Land, Kingpin Land, Doom land, and the President's Quarters.

Wolverine, who only goes by the name Logan now, lives in Hulk land as a poor farmer with his wife and two kids. Since the night all the superheroes were murdered, Logan has vowed to never fight again or even pop his adamantium claws.

In the first issue, Wolverine #66, the Hulk Gang, descendants of Bruce Banner, come to collect their rent money, but Logan does not have it. After beating Logan up severally in front of his family, the Hulk Gang leaves saying they will be back next month and that they want double the rent money.

That night as Logan is healing from the attack he sustained from the Hulk Gang, former avenger Hawkeye, Clint Barton, offers Logan a deal that he cannot refuse. Clint has some “precious” cargo that needs to make it all the way to the President’s Quarters and if Logan tags along with him, Clint will give Logan enough money to keep the Hulk Gang away from his family. Logan agrees to go, but under one term, he will not be a party to violence.

Fast forward through six amazing issues of Wolverine: Old Man Logan and we find ourselves at issue #72. By this time, we learn what actually happened that night fifty years ago when the supervillains murdered all the heroes and why Logan won’t pop his claws, Logan and Clint have made it to the President’s Quarters, Clint may have a hard time getting back, and who the president actually is, is finally reveled!

Without giving anything away, Logan has been through hell throughout this entire series and in issue #72 things just get way worse.

It was the most gratifying comic I have EVER read.

SNIKT!

10 out of 10

Martrys

Director: Pascal Laugier

Starring: Morjana Alaoui & Mylène Jampanoï



Anybody see "Inside?" Inside was last years French gory horror sensation.

And every year, I guess there has to be the next big hit, and this year, taking "Inside's" place, was a French film entitled "Martyrs."

And let me tell you son, I loved "Inside" and when word started being spread around for "Martyrs," quite a bit of people were comparing it to "Inside."

So I was pumped. Do you read me? I WAS PUMPED.

I have a horror movie buddy that downloaded it a few weeks before the DVD release and he told me that it was amazing. To quote him, he said, "I felt like I had to take a shower when I was done watching it."

Did I tell you I was pumped? Because now I am real pumped after hearing his opinion.

So when the DVD finally came out on 4/28/09, I was a little broke and I did not buy it. Turns out, me being broke was a blessing in disguise.

So I borrow "Martyrs" from my friend that I metioned eariler and the first 45 minutes are just awesome. It had a fast pace, the gore was nice, and the story had certainly caught my attention.

Then the movie turned. Into. Crap.

I am actually surprised I finished it, I was contemplating turning it off.

The movie seriously just lost it pace, and for about 30 minutes, and I don't want to ruin anything for any viewers that are interested in watching it, but the same thing just kept happening and happening and happening and happening. And all though, it did play into the story line, I could of done without it and the "revelation" that comes out because of it, was pretty lame in my opinion.

Like, I am pretty sure that the writer and director, Pascal Laugier, hates woman.

However, I read that on imdb.com, Pascal Laugier, is going to write and direct the "Hellraiser" remake and I honestly think he will do it justice, even after watching "Martyrs."

For French and Gore Enthusiasts
4 out 10

Trailer for "Martyrs:"

Cat In The Brain

Director: Lucio Fulci

Starring: Lucio Fulci & David L. Thompson



In 1999, Grindhouse Releasing released "Cat in the Brain" on Laser Disc and the years that followed showed that region 5 DVDs of "Cat in the Brain," or any other region that wasn't 1, could reach up to $200 dollars on ebay and amazon.com.

Needless to say back in January of this year when Grindhouse Releasing announced they were going to release "Cat in the Brain" on DVD with a ton of bonus features on March 31st of this year, I was way, way excited and even more when I received my pre-ordered copy on April Fools Day.

In "Cat in the Brain," Lucio Fulci plays himself, and for those who do not know, Lucio Fulci is known by some as the "godfather of gore." So in "Cat," Fulci has to start seeing a psychiatrist because he is starting to have trouble distinguishing reality because he has directed so many gory horror films. In addition, bodies starting piling up and Fulci doesn't know if it is he that is committing the murders.

In one scene, a man is grinding up the body of a woman he recently murdered. During the film's lunch break, Fulci can't eat because he keeps imagining the scene were the man is grinding up the woman's body.

In another scene, Fulci arrives on set late and the producers have already started filming because he is so predictable and they know what his fans want. I felt with this scene, and a couple others in "Cat," that Fulci was poking fun at himself, making that one of the film's stronger attributes.

And of course we can't forget that "Cat in the Brain" is a exploitation film and a Fulci one at that. So that means there is going to be a ton of gore and nudity that doesn't make any sense. In fact, there is a Nazi orgy sex scene and you know what? That is only something that Mr. Fulci can make happen and you accept it.

"Cat in the Brain" actually recycles scores from previous Fulci films by having them in "Cat" and recycles clips from previous Fulci films by having them in "Cat" as well. When I read that, before I watched "Cat," I thought that was a bummer. But after watching "Cat," I feel as if that actually worked for the movie.

I also feel that "Cat in the Brain" makes a great party movie. Throw it on when friends are over and laugh at all of the plot holes that are covered up with gore. In closing, I am a strong Fulci fan, so I am going to give it a higher rating than what "Cat in the Brain" is actually worth.

For Fans of Fulci, Gore, and Italian Exploitation Films
7 out of 10.

Trailer for "Cat in the Brain:"

Darkness "Even the Dead will Scream"

Director: Leif Jonker

Starring: Gary Miller & Michael Gisick



After two viewings of "Darkness," I have decided there is no plot in this movie. Sure there is some dialogue in the movie, but what moves "Darkness" forward is the amount of gore. If it wasn't for the numerous goreshots featured in "Darkness," I wouldn't see any reason for people wanting to complete their viewing of "Darkness."

With that being said "Darkness" is a "hardgore" film and what makes "Darkness" even cooler is that it is not an Italian, French, or Spanish film, but American. "Darkness" is the only American "hardgore" film that I can think of. "Darkness" is violent for the sake of being violent.

As one might assume, "Darkness" is a low-budget film and by the looks of it, the producers' money went to the right department, the effects. Each kill is greatly over exaggerated, brutal, and is sure to put a smile on the face of any horrorhound.

"Darkness" starts off with a bang and then sort of turns into a cowboys and Indians type of thing as the rest of the film only consists of the vampires chasing the kids and then the kids chasing the vampires. This pattern exists until the film ends, but you gladly ignore the trend because of the nicely executed, CGI free gore.

Watchable
For Fans of Independent and Gore Horror Films
6 out of 10

Trailer for "Darkness:"

Video Violence "Could this happen at your Video Store?"

Director: Gary Cohen

Starring: Gary Schwartz & Chick Kaplan



"Video Violence" is about a couple who has just moved to a new town and has just opened a video store. Checking in movies one morning, they find a blank video tape that doesn't belong to them. Deciding to watch it, they discover it is a snuff film and being murdered is the local post man. Things slowly go from bad to worse when the police captain won't believe them and they keep receiving more video tapes containing murders.

"Video Violence" sealed the fact for me that I hate movies shot on video. I understand a limited budget was used, but video just doesn't look good to me. I was ready to pop my own ear drums having to listen to the score of "Video Violence." It was like the dude who did the score thought to himself, "How bad can I make this suck and end my career?" Acting is pretty nonexistent and the FTC should file a legal suit against whoever designed the DVD art stating how much gore is in it.

Even though I just complained about the amount gore, the gore that is shown is probably the only thing going for "Video Violence." The goreshots presented in "Video Violence" are really quick however. They are on screen and then quickly off the screen. However, the gore looks really good. For example, there is one scene were one of the killers carves his name into a girl's chest, it looks very convincing.

Only if you are a complete gore enthusiast would I recommend you punish yourself and watch "Video Violence."

3 out of 10

I could not find the trailer for "Video Violence," so here is a goreshot from the movie:

Faceless "If there is but One Life, there are several ways to Die"

Director: Jess Franco

Starring: Helmut Berger & Brigitte Lahaie



I don't know if this review should "count" due to my copy of "Faceless" being so scratched, I had to fast forward until the DVD started to play normally. I actually didn't want to finish watching it, but do to a Chas Balun review on the back of the case, I felt I should finish it (Chas Balun always has some cool cat quote for trashy, gory exploitation films).

So anyways, "Faceless" is about this dude, who is a plastic surgeon, who manages to scar the face of one of his patients for life (eh). The patient decides the best way to get even is to scar her doctor's face with some sort of acid. When the patient goes to do the deed, the surgeon's sister pushes him out of the way, receiving a face full of acid that burns her face. The surgeon promises to find a way to restore his sister's face. He chooses to do so by kidnapping women and cutting their facial skin off and applying it to his sister's face. Since he can't get this method to work, he keeps kidnapping more women and eventually a private detective is hired to locate the missing women.

Now this was my first Jess Franco film and from what I have read, all of Franco's film are always complete trash. So I was expecting a whole lot of nonsense sex and gore, after all, "Faceless" is an exploitation film.

I am afraid was a bit disappointed.

For example, in one scene the surgeon's head goon has captured a woman who was snooping around the surgeon's office, he locks her in a wooden locker. Conveniently, the goon has a power drill nearby and in the next shot we see the drill enter the locker, nearing our victim's face. The next shot is outside the locker and we just see blood run down the door. I don't know what is worse, an off screen kill or a kill that is technically on screen, but we don't see the victim bite it.

In at least four scenes that I can think of, our favorite surgeon turns down meaningless sex because he has "work" to attend to. I mean, don't us younger guys watch horror films for the boobs that come with the genre?

Maybe I am being to harsh on "Faceless," after all, I didn't get to watch it in its entirety.

Your Choice
For Fans of Gore and Italian Exploitation Films
5 out of 10

Trailer for "Faceless:"

Wolf Creek "The Thrill is in the Hunt"

Director: Greg McLean

Starring: John Jarratt & Cassandra Magrath



Based on a "true story," "Wolf Creek" is about three kids who decide to go hiking at Wolf Creek National Park. When they arrive, there isn't a single person to be seen in what looks like in miles. Some national park huh? So they go hiking and just have a grand of a time, but when they return (que scary music please), their car doesn't work. I don't know where the hell they would have walked to, but they decide it will just be better to sleep over night in the car. In the middle of the night, after some poor Darth Vader impersonations, lights begin to approach their car and immediately they assume it is a U.F.O. Right, because that is the most sensible thing to think when stranded in the middle nowhere. But instead, it turns out to be "uncle" Mick, a professional poacher. After a quick look at their car, 'ol Mick claims he has just the parts to fix their vehicle and he would be more than glad to tow them to his place of residence and fix their car, free of charge. After driving for a few hours, they finally reach their destination, share a camp fire, and fall asleep. When they wake up, one of the girls is tied up, another is beaten, tied to a pole and being threatened with a gun by "uncle" Mick, and the third dude is no where to be find.

The girl who is tied up is eventually able to break free and is given the opportunity to find her other two friends and kill or escape from I-have-to-much-knowledge-of-my-surrounding-area Mick.

My 10 initial thoughts after viewing "Wolf Creek" were:

1. It needs more gore.
2. Shot in Australia, the scenery in "Wolf Creek" is beautiful and easy to appreciate.
3. The dialogue spoken among the three kids is believable.
4. More gore should have been used.
5. Due to the phrase "Based on True Events" plastered on the top of the DVD cover, dumb kids that thought Leatherface is real will think this really happened.
6. It needs way more gore.
7. Are all the nice, foreign people that want to help other people, really out to kill them?
8. If this DVD is unrated, where is all the gore?
9. What?! A horror film without excessive nudity?
10. All horror films need a lot of gore.

After my initial viewing, back in 2005, I hated "Wolf Creek." But recently, I read on the Internet positive reviews about "Wolf Creek" from both Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, and since I am just a mindless robot that does what the industry tells me to do, I picked up "Wolf Creek" and watched it again. And you know what? I wasn't disappointed.

Watchable
For Fans of New Wave Horror
6 out of 10

Trailer for "Wolf Creek:"

"Midnight Meat Train" The Most Terrifying Ride You'll Ever Take

Director: Ryuhei Kitamura

Starring: Bradley Cooper & Vinnie Jones



Based on a Clive Barker (writer and director of "Hellraiser," and hey, who doesn't like "Hellraiser") short story, "Midnight Meat Train" is about a photographer following a serial killer.

There is actually a lot more to the plot, but because I don't want to ruin anything for you, I won't say. But if you are aware of some of Barker's other work, you know it is going to be gruesome and far out there.

One of the coolest things about "Midnight Meat Train" is also one of the worst things about "Midnight Meat Train," and that would be the gore. There is so much of it. Blood, heads, eyeballs, limbs, teeth, and fingernails fly freely in "Midnight Meat Train." However, about 93% of the gore is CGI.

Other positive things about "Midnight Meat Train" would be the score, the lighting, and I thought the director of photography just did an awesome job.

While watching "Midnight Meat Train," you may ask yourself several questions, such as:

Is the killer a ghost?
Is everybody in on it?
Is it just his imagination?
Who cleans up all the blood?
Whats up with those monsters?
Whose the bad guy in this?
Did I miss the coming attractions?
Is Tom Cruise in this?

I'm upset I don't own a personal copy of "Midnight Meat Train."

Recommend
For Fans of Gore and Original Horror.
7 out of 10

"The Hills Have Eyes" The Lucky Ones Die First

Director: Alexandre Aja

Starring: Aaron Stanford & Dan Byrd



At the time of this writing, I can say I have not seen the original "The Hills Have Eyes" and not feel bad. This is due to the excellent remake French Horror film director Alexandre Aja gives us of "The Hills have Eyes."

In "The Hills have Eyes," families that were living in the New Mexico desert, during the testing of the atom bomb, are affected by the radiation and turn into bloodthirsty mutants. The mutants have survived by living in towns they have created, feeding off of those that fall prey to them.

Years later, a family, the Carters, are traveling across the country and are given a "shortcut" through the New Mexico desert. The mutants, aware they are coming, sabotage their vehicle and quickly make things go from bad to worse.

There is a rape and three people murdered, two getting shot and one getting set on fire, in a single scene!

In the movies, revenge is sweet, and now it is time for the remaining Carters to get theirs and retrieve a newly born infant that was kidnapped from them by the mutants.

Aja's "The Hills have Eyes" is a horror remake that was done right and since that is a bit of a rarity in the horror genre, that should be enough for people to want to watch it.

Be sure to pick up the "unrated" DVD of "The Hills have Eyes" due to Aja knowing the importance of a gnarly goreshot.

Highly Recommended
For Fans of Gore and Remakes
8 out of 10

Trailer for "The Hills have Eyes:"

"Dagon"

Director: Stuart Gordon

Starring: Ezra Godden & Francisco Rabal



I remember seeing the cover of "Dagon" awhile ago and thinking that it looked dumb due to the creature on the cover and the title "Dagon."

So just the other day I was on wikipedia.com and I searched for Lucio Fulci and I came across a page called "Splatter Film." On that page it gave a definition for "Splatter Film" and a list of "Splatter film" directors and some of their more notable films.

On the list was Stuart Gordon, director of "Re-Animator" and "From Beyond" (two personal favorites of mine). Attached to his name was "Dagon" and I thought "He directed that?" So because Gordon's name was attached to "Dagon," I decided to pick it up.

"Dagon" is about two couples whose sailboat crashes into some coral, trapping one of the two couples, due to an ugly storm. The nearest island is Imboca, so the character Paul drifts ashore on a raft looking for help. When Paul returns to the sailboat, the couple is gone and when he returns to Imboca, he discovers his girlfriend is gone.

Paul is told his girlfriend is waiting for him at a hotel and when he arrives, Paul has his first encounter with the uh...uh...fish...zombies, that skin people alive.

Pretty weird, right? And Paul has yet to learn the secret of Imboca or see the bigger, badder monster, fish creatures.

I would consider "Dagon" to be a creature film and one thing I enjoyed about "Dagon" was that it played out like an old 50s type creature film. You don't get to see the big, main creature until the end, while the rest of the film is littered with just really quick glimpses of it.

As one may assume, "Dagon" does have some flaws. My biggest complaint was the CGI. Some of the scenes with CGI were almost cringeful. But one thing that made up for the CGI were a couple of goreshots that were CGI free. In addition to the CGI, the storyline was more than a little confusing. However, I actually enjoyed explaining my interpretation of what I thought was going on to my girlfriend.

I am afraid I can only recommend this to people who are into the horror scene and like Stuart Gordon.

Watchable
For Fans of Creature Films
6 out of 10

"Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon"

Director: Scott Glosserman

Starring: Nathan Baesel & Robert Englund



Leslie Vernon, he is nice, witty, charismatic, and an aspiring serial killer.

In the world Leslie Vernon lives in, Jason Vorhees, Freddy Kreuger, and Michael Myers all really exist and Leslie wants to be the next "big" serial killer.

So what does Leslie do? He hires a film crew to document him as he prepares for the night when he starts killing kids.

Believe it or not, "Behind the Mask" successfully makes fun of the slasher genre, while it pays homage to it as well.

In one scene, Leslie is pounding away at a punching bag to build up his stamina. When asked why he does this so frequently he says, "There is that whole thing were you make it look like you are walking, while everybody else is running their asses off."

Aside from the humor, "Behind the Mask" has all of the stereotypical staples to make it a perfect fit in the slasher genre. The virgin heroine, an Abba, and dumb teenagers that love doing drugs and having sex are all included in "Behind the Mask."

So what happens when Leslie actually starts killing off the kids? Does the documentary crew just sit back and film or do they intervene in Leslie's plan, something they promised not to do?

Because most people think the horror genre is only good for mindless violence, I would go as far as to call "Behind the Mask" smart and creative.

Highly Recommended
For Fans of Slashers and Throwback Slashers
8 out of 10

Trailer for "Behind the Mask:"

"Zombie" We are Going to Eat You!

Director: Lucio Fulci

Starring: Tisa Farrow & Ian McCulloch

The year was 1979 and George A. Romero just released what many believe to be his best film, "Dawn of the Dead." Shortly after the release of "Dawn," popular Italian horror film director, Dario Argento, took Romero's "Dawn of the Dead" and cut out the comedic relief scenes, re-scored it with a bit more darker music, and released it over in Italy as "Zombi." "Zombi" was greeted with huge success.

So in 1980, to cash in on "Zombi's" success, Italian horror film director, Lucio Fulci, released a zombie movie of his own and titled it "Zombi 2."

Having nothing to do with Romero's "Dawn" or Argento's cut "Zombi," Fulci released a zombie movie that proved good enough to stand alone.

In "Zombi 2," Anne Bowles goes looking for her father, on the island of Matool, after her father's boat sails ashore in a New York harbor without him on it (Matool is where the father was last seen). When Anne finally reaches Matool, along with a newsreporter named Peter West and another couple she brought along, they learn that the island has been taken over by flesh-eating zombies due to some voodoo curse.

"Zombi 2" is basically a gorehound's dream. With several memorable goreshots, there is even one in slow-motion. Lucio Fulci is actually known by some as the "Godfather of Gore."

You would think, even in '80, that the zombie genre would be tired. However, that is not the case for Fulci's "Zombi 2." The gore is amazing, the zombie make-up is great (no yellow faces), and the score is superb.

If I had to pick a favorite scene is Fulci's "Zombi 2," it would have to be a scene in which a zombie and a shark wrestle. Yes, you read that right, a zombie and a shark wrestle. You may be sitting there wondering, "Why would a zombie and a shark wrestle?" But wouldn't a better question be, "Who wins between the zombie and shark?"

Fulci's "Zombi 2" has been released several times with different cuts and different titles. However, Fulci's "Zombi 2" can now be picked up uncut on DVD under the plain Jane title "Zombie."

Highly Recommended
For Fans of Zombie, Italian, and Gore Cinema
8 out of 10

Trailer for "Zombie:"

"Cannibal Holocaust" Ripout! Barbeque! Devour! How long can you take it?

Director: Ruggero Deodato

Starring: Robert Kerman



Cannibal Holocaust is one of those films, I think, that you just have to watch to see if it actually lives up to all of it's hype.

Did the director really go to jail upon the film's release?
Were the actors really killed?
Did they really kill real animals?
Is the film really banned in several countries?

To keep the hype level high for those of you that have yet to watch "Cannibal Holocaust," I will tell you that the answer is yes to three of the four questions above.

Cannibal Holocaust is about a documentary crew that heads deep into South America to film a documentary on a cannibalistic tribe. The thing is, the documentary crew never returns. So Professor Harold Monroe of NYU sets out to find them, but only returns with their footage. The majority of the film is the "real" footage of the documentary crew.

Possibly too much for sensitive viewers, Cannibal Holocaust may have you sitting on pins as you witness murder, rape, and cannibalistic rituals.

Upon the completion of my first viewing of Cannibal Holocaust, I felt like I should have been awarded some type of award for making it all the way through it. The second time I watched it, I saw a cut, censored version of it and it did not have that same impact on me like after my first viewing. I decided to watch it a third time and since I own the "Deluxe Edition" of Cannibal Holocaust (from the fine folks over at Grindhouse Releasing), I decided to watch it uncut (the Grindhouse Releasing version gives the option to watch it censored or uncut). I still found it to be brutal, but I guess I wasn't shocked since it was my third time going into "Cannibal Holocaust."

There is probably worse out there, but make up your own mind and watch "Cannibal Holocaust" at least once.

Recommended
For fans of Italian, Cannibal, and Gore Cinema
7 out of 10

Trailer for "Cannibal Holocaust:"

"Pieces" You Don't have to go to Texas for a Chainsaw Massacre!

Director: Juan Piquer Simon

Starring: Christopher George & Linda Day George



Pesky serial killer at your university?

Rest assured, the fine folks at the Boston University that "Pieces" takes place at, had to deal with the same thing.

At the start of "Pieces," a child putting together a puzzle of a nude woman is caught by his mom only to be slapped and asked something among the lines of "Do you want to end up like your father?!"

Apparently the little boy does. When sent from the room by his mom to bring a trash bag to throw away the rest of his pornographic goodies, he returns with an axe and shows her how much that puzzle meant to him.

Fast forward 40 years and now there is a madman (with a yellow chainsaw) roaming a Boston College campus, killing girls and only taking the body parts he needs to make his own female body.

As a movie, "Pieces" can work two ways.

In order for it to work the first way, you have to be a fan of the genre. If you are into the genre, you will light up with glee every time you watch it. Nudity? Check. Gnarly Gore? Check. Terrible dubbing? You bet!

The other way "Pieces" can work is as a party movie.

Call up a few friends, buy a twelve pack of Dr. Pepper, and just have fun watching "Pieces." You and your friends can laugh at the terrible dialogue, gawk at some boobies, or cringe at the gore.

Is it the overly male student that finds it easy to get laid?
Is it the homosexual anatomy professor?
Is it the all-to-eager-to-help Dean?
Or is it the creepy maintenance man (with a yellow chainsaw)?

Watch "Pieces" and find out. With several "OMG WTF?!" scenes (particularly the very end), the only thing you stand to lose by not watching "Pieces" is a good time.


Highly Recommended
For Fans of Exploitation, Sleaze, and Cult Cinema.
8 out of 10

Trailer for "Pieces":