Saturday, February 27, 2010

BioShock 2 "We Will Be Reborn"

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Developer: 2K Marin & Irrational Games

Playable On: XBox 360, Playstation 3, & Windows Operating System


The game is set in fictional dystopian city Rapture, in a steampunk alternative history 1968, eight years after the events of BioShock. The protagonist and player-controlled character is a Big Daddy, a being that has had its organs and skin grafted into an atmospheric diving suit. Among the first of its kind, the player-controlled Big Daddy reactivates with no recollection of the past decade's events, and scours the city in an attempt to relocate the Little Sister that he was paired with. When it becomes obvious that Rapture's leader Sofia Lamb will become responsible for the city's destruction, the Big Daddy attempts to overthrow Lamb and her army of Big Sisters.

(The above was taken from wikipedia.com)

The gimmick of Bioshock is that it is a first person shooter and you are able to upgrade your character by obtaining plasmids. With your left hand, plasmids allow you to throw electricity, fire, use telekinesis, and much more while still having a gun in your right hand. One of my favorite combos to use was stunning a opponent ("Splicers" as they are called in Bioshock for having used to many plasmids on themselves) with electricity and then finishing them off by shooting them with a double barreled shotgun.

In addition to all of the crazy guns your character can use, a giant drill, a rivet gun, shot-gun, rocket launcher, to name a few, you can get different types of ammunation for each gun. For example, with the shot-gun, why use regular shells when you can use phosphorus shells, shells that will ignite an enemy into a giant ball of flames after you shoot them.

In addition to the different types of ammo, you can even up grade your weapons. For example, with the gatling gun, you can upgrade it to reduce recoiling every time you fire it.

The environment, although gritty and dark, is still very inviting. With most games, I just want to run through them as quick as possible, but with Bioshock 2, I wanted to investigate every room and see what I could find, even if it had nothing to do with whatever my current objective was.

Aside from the gameplay and the great art direction found in Bioshock 2, probably my most favorite feature is the checkpoint system that is used. Through out the levels there are "Vita-Chambers." Every time you die, you respawn at the nearest Vita-Chamber. But what is so cool about Vita-Chambers is that you do not lose any progess that you have made after you die. For example, say you are in a boss battle and you take down half of the boss's life and then die. After you come out of a Vita-Chamber the boss's life will still be half down. You never, technically I guess, have to start over even after you have died.

One new addition to Bioshock 2 that part one didn't have is online multiplayer. The multiplayer uses a fairly common upgrade and ranking system that allows you to choose which weapons, plasmids, and tonics you spawn with. The more you play, you are given access to better weapons, plasmids, and tonics that you can choose to use in a match. And although I do think the multiplayer is cool, I'd rather just play Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2 if I am going to be doing some online gaming.

The score is also way good. It certainly makes moments that need to be tense, such as preparing for a boss fight, tense. And the music that was used during load screens, sounding like 1950ish jazz music, I thought also really set the mood for the game. I know the special edition on Bioshock 2 came with a vinyl and I am assuming it is that music. I am sure it is cool to have.

Beleive it or not, as of this writing, I have never played through the first Bioshock. But after beating Bioshock 2, I have already gone and bought a copy of Bioshock 1 to play through.

I really don't think I found anything wrong with this game.

I give it: 10 out of 10 stars.

Trailer for Bioshock 2:

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Zombieland "This Place Is So Dead"

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Director: Ruben Fleischer

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg & Woody Harrelson


So I decided to keep this review very brief.

***SPOILER ALERT***

Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray, playing himself, get stoned, dress up like Ghostbusters, and start reciting lines from "Ghostbusters."

***END SPOILER***

And the gore was gnarly.

"Zombieland" may be my new favorite zombie movie.

9 out of 10
Trailer for Zombieland:

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Batman: Arkham Asylum

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Developed by: Eidos

System: Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC


The story involves Batman taking Joker to Arkham Asylum, only for Joker to escape in Arkham and quickly take it over. Batman soon discovers that Joker has a sinister plot, so he chases after Joker deep into Arkham.

The first thing I noticed when I started playing AA, were the graphics. This may be the most beautiful game I have ever played and I didn't even play it on an HDTV. I can only imagine that AA is much more prettier on a Hi-Def TV. In edition to the graphics, the design of all the characters were so cool. Batman with his five o'clock shadow, Scarecrow with his syringe fingers, and Harley Quinn with a skirt, I thought were some of the smallest details on the characters, but it made them look so good.

The voice acting was also very impressive. Mark Hamill (of Luke Skywalker fame) voices the Joker and is just spot on. I felt he gave the character of the Joker such life, I actually enjoyed hearing the joker when he would talk crap and make bad jokes. Some of the other stand out voice actors, I think, is the dude who played Commissioner Gordon, and the girl who played Harley Quinn. However, I have always had a bit of a problem with Kevin Conroy, the man who voices Batman. Conroy comes off as kind of cheesy to me. I have always felt this way, even when I saw Batman: Mask of the Phantasm forever ago.

The game play is great. One of the stand out features of AA, I thought was the ability to use all of Batman's devices and gadgets. I didn't feel like anything really lagged and the game play never really got repetitive. The combat system was awesome. It just felt so fluid and was so cool taking on like 10 goons at one time. The stealth missions were also really cool, but again, because of the cool things Batman can use and can do to incapacitate goons.

I really can't find any real flaw in this game. If I had to, it would be Kevin Conroy's voice acting, and thinking the story mode was a little short. It only took me about nine or ten hours to beat the story mode. However, there is still a ton I can do, such as solving all of The Riddler's riddles. The game says I have only beaten 65% of it!

I definitely recommend buying Batman: Arkham Asylum
9 out of 10
Trailer for Batman: Arkham Asylum:

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Inglourious Basterds "Once upon a time in Nazi occupied France..."

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Director: Quentin Tarantino

Starring: Brad Pitt & Christoph Waltz

"Inglourious Basterds" tells the story of Shosanna Dreyfus, played by Mélanie Laurent, whose family is murdered by Col. Hans Landa, nicknamed the "The Jew Hunter," and his group of men. Shosanna manages to escape and four years later runs a small theater in France.

Shosanna meets a young man named Fredrick Zoller, who managed to kill close to 300 American soldiers, fighting from a bell tower. Joseph Goebbels, the Third Reich's Minister of Propaganda and one of Hitler's right hand men, has just made a new movie entitled "Nation's Pride" about Zoller's story and Zoller wants the premiere to take place at Shosanna's theater.

Shosanna agrees, partially out of fear and for revenge. She plans to trap everyone inside and then set the theater on fire.

"The Basterds" are a group of American Jewish soldiers, led by Lt. Aldo Raine, played by Brad Pitt, that have a reputation for terrorizing Nazi soldiers and when they discover Hitler is going to be at the premiere of "Nation's Pride," they decide to crash the party.

If you are hoping for another "Saving Private Ryan," "Inglourious Basterds" may let you down. Not only was there not a single battle scene, "Inglourious Basterds" is not even historically accurate.

But neither of those, I believe, make "Basterds" less enjoyable. In fact, I think it enhances the quality of the film. We have all taken history classes and know the outcome of World War II, but what "Basterds" allows us to do is temporarily throw away what we learned in school and make a make believe WWII story a lot of fun.

Tarantino's dialogue is, of course, top notch in "Basterds." Before I got to watch the film I was discussing with my buddies if they thought Tarantino's always amusing pop culture dialogue was going to be in "Basterds." I guessed it may not, due to the time period and the nature of the story, but sure enough it was.

I did feel, however, that every scene was just stretched out as long as it could have been, but not one scene let me down. Every scene just had a great climax and conclusion.

I think my only complaint with "Basterds" was Eli Roth's acting, who played Sgt. Donny Donowitz, nicknamed "The Bear Jew". But before I start criticizing Roth, I would like it to be known that I love Roth. "Cabin Fever (Roth's directorial debut), "Hostel," and "Hostel II" are some of my favortie horror films. But I felt Roth was trying to hard. He went from being a small indie horror film director to acting right next to Brad Pitt in "Basterds." I'm sure that's not an easy job.

But watch "Basterds" and have fun. Try to catch it while it is still in theaters!

8 out of 10

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Boogie Nights "Everyone Has One Special Thing"

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Director: Paul Thomas Anderson

Starring: Mark Wahlberg & Burt Reynolds

Backed by an amazing cast, "Boogie Nights" tells the story of Eddie Adams (Wahlberg), who becomes a popular adult film star, but eventually hits a downward spiral filled with drug use and complexes.

The first half the film shows the rise of Wahlberg's character, who changes his name to Dirk Diggler, and although interesting, it almost can't compare to the stellar and intense second half of the film.

P.T. Anderson's choice of photography is nothing less than extraordinary, showcasing that other film's do not have to have a million different cuts in a single scene. The music in the film fits perfectly and is just so much fun. The supporting cast is also worth mentioning with such stars as John C. Reilly, Don Cheadle, Heather Graham, and William H. Macy.


9 out of 10
Trailer for "Boogie Nights:"

Monday, June 29, 2009

Wolverine #72: Old Man Logan

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Author: Mark Millar

Publisher: Marvel

Starting in issue Wolverine #66, Old Man Logan takes place fifty years in the future in an alternate Marvel Universe. Fifty years ago in this alternate Marvel Universe, all the supervillains teamed up to kill all the superheroes and did just that. America is now split into four areas, going from east to west, Hulk Land, Kingpin Land, Doom land, and the President's Quarters.

Wolverine, who only goes by the name Logan now, lives in Hulk land as a poor farmer with his wife and two kids. Since the night all the superheroes were murdered, Logan has vowed to never fight again or even pop his adamantium claws.

In the first issue, Wolverine #66, the Hulk Gang, descendants of Bruce Banner, come to collect their rent money, but Logan does not have it. After beating Logan up severally in front of his family, the Hulk Gang leaves saying they will be back next month and that they want double the rent money.

That night as Logan is healing from the attack he sustained from the Hulk Gang, former avenger Hawkeye, Clint Barton, offers Logan a deal that he cannot refuse. Clint has some “precious” cargo that needs to make it all the way to the President’s Quarters and if Logan tags along with him, Clint will give Logan enough money to keep the Hulk Gang away from his family. Logan agrees to go, but under one term, he will not be a party to violence.

Fast forward through six amazing issues of Wolverine: Old Man Logan and we find ourselves at issue #72. By this time, we learn what actually happened that night fifty years ago when the supervillains murdered all the heroes and why Logan won’t pop his claws, Logan and Clint have made it to the President’s Quarters, Clint may have a hard time getting back, and who the president actually is, is finally reveled!

Without giving anything away, Logan has been through hell throughout this entire series and in issue #72 things just get way worse.

It was the most gratifying comic I have EVER read.

SNIKT!

10 out of 10

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Martrys

Director: Pascal Laugier

Starring: Morjana Alaoui & Mylène Jampanoï

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Anybody see "Inside?" Inside was last years French gory horror sensation.

And every year, I guess there has to be the next big hit, and this year, taking "Inside's" place, was a French film entitled "Martyrs."

And let me tell you son, I loved "Inside" and when word started being spread around for "Martyrs," quite a bit of people were comparing it to "Inside."

So I was pumped. Do you read me? I WAS PUMPED.

I have a horror movie buddy that downloaded it a few weeks before the DVD release and he told me that it was amazing. To quote him, he said, "I felt like I had to take a shower when I was done watching it."

Did I tell you I was pumped? Because now I am real pumped after hearing his opinion.

So when the DVD finally came out on 4/28/09, I was a little broke and I did not buy it. Turns out, me being broke was a blessing in disguise.

So I borrow "Martyrs" from my friend that I metioned eariler and the first 45 minutes are just awesome. It had a fast pace, the gore was nice, and the story had certainly caught my attention.

Then the movie turned. Into. Crap.

I am actually surprised I finished it, I was contemplating turning it off.

The movie seriously just lost it pace, and for about 30 minutes, and I don't want to ruin anything for any viewers that are interested in watching it, but the same thing just kept happening and happening and happening and happening. And all though, it did play into the story line, I could of done without it and the "revelation" that comes out because of it, was pretty lame in my opinion.

Like, I am pretty sure that the writer and director, Pascal Laugier, hates woman.

However, I read that on imdb.com, Pascal Laugier, is going to write and direct the "Hellraiser" remake and I honestly think he will do it justice, even after watching "Martyrs."

For French and Gore Enthusiasts
4 out 10

Trailer for "Martyrs:"